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I'm 18, and I live in 4 different states (which isn't relevant or anything; I just figured I'd mention it). I blog pretty much anything, but mostly various fandoms and historical figures.

"My life's about three things: getting money, getting pussy, and the Dewey Decimal System." -Bo Burnham

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

Don’t ask for my forgiveness. You should ask for his forgiveness.

cumfort:

so many tv shows to watch so little time to watch them all

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
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One does not simply get enough of the Dwarfs’ selfies

bonus: Luke Evans & Royd Tolkien (J.R.R. Tolkien’s great-grandson)

paramaline:

“His magic ring he kept a great secret, for he chiefly used it when unpleasant callers came.”

owns arguably the most valuable and powerful artifact in middle earth

uses it to avoid uncomfortable social interactions 

this is why Bilbo is my hero

basilhallwards:

"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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joeyvachon:

i need a 3 hour kiss