Today, deeply embedded and highly confidential yet incredibly trusted inside sources within the Autostraddle network have secretly possibly confirmed a story currently fingerblasting from the newsdesks of the hard-working and undoubtedly honest journalists of The Daily Mail: Orange is the New Black actress Samira Wiley and Orange is the New Black writer Lauren Morelli are A Thing.
i feel so full of joy rn, after seeing so many people commenting “PFF TOLD YOU SHE WASN’T A LESBIAN !! YAY” on pics oh her and the bennet dude hanging out, who’s laughing now
i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit
I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET
OH GOD THIS IS SO GREAT
She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before
She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.
So The Great British Bake-Off is moving from BBC Two to BBC One and this exchange actually happened
*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*
you’ve got time
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This hit me harder than I expected.